1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:03,620 A lonely laugh. Come here. 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,160 Woo, 3 00:00:09,420 --> 00:00:11,180 baby. The neighbors. 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:13,720 Hey, honey. 5 00:00:14,040 --> 00:00:18,600 Got some Crocker Jacks. No, I had candied apple popcorn hot dog. 6 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:20,800 Of course, I did lose my cotton candy. Hey, what the heck? 7 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:25,040 You know, they always have such nice little surprises in there. 8 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,660 Just a little plastic magnifying glass. 9 00:00:31,840 --> 00:00:33,260 Makes the penis look bigger. 10 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:35,720 Keep looking. 11 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,340 I have a feeling there's something else in there. 12 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,000 Terrence, you stole a little boy. 13 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:40,620 Yeah. 14 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,220 Oh, a ring. 15 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,060 A diamond ring. 16 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,580 Oh, it looks real. 17 00:00:51,940 --> 00:00:53,980 Wow! It is real. 18 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:55,940 It sure is, baby. 19 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:04,200 Lisa, honey, you make me so happy. 20 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:07,660 You're everything I dreamed of. 21 00:01:08,020 --> 00:01:09,740 And I love you so much. 22 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,080 Will you marry me? 23 00:01:42,109 --> 00:01:44,910 Thank you. 24 00:02:19,660 --> 00:02:23,220 loving man in the entire world. He put out for a ride. 25 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:27,480 Hey, hey, hey, what's going on in here? 26 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,200 Ray, Terrence and I are getting hitched. Oh, that's great. 27 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,320 Is Terrence moving in? 28 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:35,800 No, I'm moving out. 29 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,340 the house will all be mine. 30 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,700 Oh, get me to the church. 31 00:02:55,940 --> 00:02:57,940 Please get her to the church. 32 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:00,960 Get me to the church on time. 33 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:03,980 Morning. Good morning, Mary. 34 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:08,940 What's the matter, girls? My singing isn't that bad. 35 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:14,300 We're really happy for you, but all of a sudden it hit us that we're going to be 36 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:15,119 split up. 37 00:03:15,120 --> 00:03:17,720 Oh, come on, girls. You're going to see each other all the time. 38 00:03:17,940 --> 00:03:20,400 Yeah, but it won't be the same. We won't share a room. 39 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:22,850 But you'll only be a few miles away. 40 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:26,010 Yeah, it works out great. If Terrence and I have a fight, I can be here to 41 00:03:26,610 --> 00:03:28,390 Well, sometimes there will be traffic. 42 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:33,190 Girls, I promise you, it'll be fine. 43 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:36,830 Look, the important thing is, we will always be family. 44 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:42,590 Thanks. And Lisa, I want to do something very special for the wedding. 45 00:03:42,870 --> 00:03:43,529 You paying? 46 00:03:43,530 --> 00:03:44,530 Oh, thanks, Ray. 47 00:03:44,690 --> 00:03:48,990 No, no, no. I was going to say that you can get married here. 48 00:03:52,910 --> 00:03:54,230 We can cater from the sizzler. 49 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:55,970 Thanks, Ray. 50 00:03:56,690 --> 00:03:58,970 And, uh, I have one special request. 51 00:04:00,290 --> 00:04:01,790 Would you do the honor of giving me away? 52 00:04:03,130 --> 00:04:04,790 Nothing would make me happier. 53 00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:07,930 Oh, I got a wedding plan! 54 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:13,010 Ray? 55 00:04:17,630 --> 00:04:18,630 So, what do you think? 56 00:04:20,029 --> 00:04:21,310 Do you have anything bigger? 57 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:24,319 I'm Aunt Minnie. 58 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,600 I'm Aunt Winnie. And I'm the baby Aunt Jenny. 59 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:28,360 We're here for the wedding. 60 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:32,140 You're two weeks early. We were going to come three weeks early, but we didn't 61 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:33,140 want him. Oh. 62 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:35,940 Do we dress for dinner? 63 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:38,640 Please. 64 00:05:09,070 --> 00:05:10,070 about him and his head. 65 00:05:12,030 --> 00:05:17,550 Here comes a bride all dressed in white. 66 00:05:18,870 --> 00:05:20,210 Mom, you're beautiful. 67 00:05:21,990 --> 00:05:23,130 Honey, don't cry. 68 00:05:23,770 --> 00:05:26,310 What is it? All the wedding plans getting to you? 69 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:28,670 I'm just so happy. 70 00:05:39,150 --> 00:05:41,290 and I'm here because I got kicked out of the lingerie department. 71 00:05:42,850 --> 00:05:46,630 So we want only the best. 100 % sterling silver. 72 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:51,170 This is a nice service for $2 ,500. 73 00:05:53,290 --> 00:05:54,430 How much for the spoon? 74 00:05:56,550 --> 00:05:59,550 I'll see if I can find something more suitable. 75 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:02,630 Hey, man, who do you think you're patronizing? 76 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:04,950 I'm not patronizing. 77 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:06,910 I'm condescending. 78 00:06:09,550 --> 00:06:10,610 Well, then keep up the good work. 79 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:16,110 Boy, this is getting really expensive. 80 00:06:16,530 --> 00:06:19,170 Yeah, and we haven't even paid for the bachelorette party. 81 00:06:19,410 --> 00:06:21,830 Did someone say party? It's for women only. 82 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:23,570 So am I. Roger. 83 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:27,990 You know, they usually have strippers at these parties. And I want to let you 84 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:29,030 know that I'm available. 85 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:31,410 I'm a hunk of hunk of burning love. 86 00:06:31,750 --> 00:06:32,890 Roger, please stop. 87 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:35,610 If you don't mind, we want to go with a professional. 88 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:57,959 on a budget. 89 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:01,420 We found him in the Yellow Pages. He's known as Doc and Go Joe. 90 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,000 You look more like Sloppy Joe. 91 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:38,530 and pretend she's a beanbag chair. 92 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:41,830 What about on Minnie? Should I close her mouth? 93 00:07:42,130 --> 00:07:43,670 It'll be the first time since she got here. 94 00:07:44,190 --> 00:07:45,330 Well, good night, Mom. 95 00:07:45,650 --> 00:07:46,730 So you had a good time? 96 00:07:46,990 --> 00:07:50,110 Mm -hmm. I can't wait till you two get married so I can pay you back. 97 00:07:55,530 --> 00:07:56,530 Whoa. 98 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:02,430 Looks like this was a killer party. 99 00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:04,430 Take it off. 100 00:08:04,950 --> 00:08:06,050 Let's see those... 101 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:09,750 Was she talking to me? 102 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:11,750 I don't think so. 103 00:08:13,510 --> 00:08:16,090 You know, Lisa, I can't believe it, but in a couple of days, you're going to be 104 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:17,090 an old married lady. 105 00:08:17,270 --> 00:08:19,910 I'm going to be married. I'm going to be a lady, but I'm not going to be old. 106 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:22,030 Sometimes I'm not going to be a lady. 107 00:08:23,390 --> 00:08:24,390 Lisa. 108 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:26,330 Die, never mind. 109 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:29,330 Come on. 110 00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:34,650 Well, you know, I was just thinking that it's going to be kind of quiet around 111 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:35,650 here. 112 00:08:36,570 --> 00:08:38,030 I mean, excuse me. 113 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:44,400 I mean, we... I mean, it's gonna be weird with you gone. 114 00:08:45,180 --> 00:08:47,960 The house will be kind of empty. Of course, the fridge will be filled. 115 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:50,860 That's the sweetest thing you ever said to me, Ray. 116 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:52,680 Yeah. Well, you know what I mean. 117 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Mm -hmm. 118 00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:55,620 I'm gonna miss you, too. 119 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:08,300 And I'm not wearing a girdle. 120 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,180 She's in white. 121 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Oh, 122 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:16,340 Lou, thanks for the toaster oven. 123 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,480 Thanks for the vegetable steamer, Gladys. Love it. 124 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,600 And Rita, I haven't received your gift yet, but I know it's on the way. 125 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,040 Weddings are so beautiful. 126 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:31,940 Why do people always cry? 127 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,840 I don't know. 128 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,160 When I get married, I want a big wedding. 129 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,140 I want a small wedding. 130 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,320 And I want a double wedding. 131 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:47,860 Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? 132 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:49,920 I do. 133 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:53,340 And do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? 134 00:09:53,780 --> 00:09:55,820 I do, I do, I do. 135 00:09:57,440 --> 00:10:02,340 Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. 136 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:04,340 You may kiss the bride. 137 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:21,860 Aunt Jenny needs some Alka -Seltzer. And Aunt Minnie needs some caffeine. 138 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:24,660 Sure, no problem. 139 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,060 And Aunt Winnie needs a nice foot massage. 140 00:10:29,620 --> 00:10:30,820 We don't do feet. 141 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,460 Dear, do you do feet? 142 00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,460 Mom, are you okay? 143 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,540 Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I just couldn't get to sleep. You know, I got a 144 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:46,660 my mind. I need to think. I need to eat. Where's my turkey leg? 145 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,180 It was good. 146 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,600 Here, make Aunt Winnie some soup. 147 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:55,580 How do you know? How do you know if the one person you're marrying is the person 148 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:57,100 that you want to spend the rest of your life with? 149 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,300 Oh, honey, don't fret. It's in your gut. 150 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,820 Only thing in your gut is my turkey leg. 151 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:09,280 I knew the minute I laid eyes on my beloved Herbert that he was the one. 152 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:11,440 He was not the one. Try your fourth. 153 00:11:11,820 --> 00:11:14,140 He was not my fourth. He was my third. 154 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:15,520 Manny, pull your head out. 155 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,340 He was your second and my third. 156 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:20,220 That's right. I hate you. 157 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,620 Oh, 158 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:25,760 honey, you never had him in the first place. 159 00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:27,700 Oh. 160 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,220 Mom, what's going on? 161 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,120 Oh, I can't tell you, honey. It's very, very disturbing. 162 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,680 We like disturbing. 163 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:36,100 Okay. 164 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,320 Okay, but you got to promise not to tell a soul. 165 00:11:40,140 --> 00:11:41,140 Oh, don't be cute. 166 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,560 We promise. 167 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:47,140 I had a dream. It was about the wedding and... And? 168 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:52,320 I went to get the groom and... He was... Ray. 169 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,820 Ray Charles? 170 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,400 Perky and Peppy. 171 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:18,940 What did I even ever tell you two? 172 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,880 Don't worry, Lisa. We won't say a word. 173 00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:24,540 Oh, boy. 174 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,220 There's an aunt in every bathroom of the house. 175 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,560 Ray, what are you doing here? 176 00:12:31,260 --> 00:12:32,560 I do live here. 177 00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:34,340 What do you mean by I do? 178 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,100 Why are you girls up so late? 179 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,780 To talk about, I mean, we weren't even talking about the wedding or kissing. We 180 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:49,900 were listening, really. Not that there's anything to listen to. Especially 181 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,280 nothing about the wedding or kissing. 182 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:53,900 See? 183 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,500 We don't talk. 184 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,360 Oh, your dresses look beautiful. 185 00:13:03,020 --> 00:13:04,940 Maybe I'll just raise the hem a little bit. 186 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,380 I'll take over from here. 187 00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:08,980 Roger, what are you doing? 188 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,880 I just want to be in the wedding. 189 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:12,740 Maybe I can be a ring bearer. 190 00:13:12,970 --> 00:13:15,090 Or I can carry a train. We don't have a train. 191 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,390 Well, this train is bound for glory. 192 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:23,550 Get out of here, you little pervert! 193 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:33,030 So, how are you dating anyone? 194 00:13:36,350 --> 00:13:38,930 Stupid dreamer. I just can't shake it. 195 00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:42,390 It's like a thorn in my side, pebble in my shoe. 196 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,290 Mom, 197 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,490 it was just a dream. 198 00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:50,090 I just feel like I cheated on Terrence. 199 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:51,610 And I need to floss. 200 00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:56,130 Just tell Terrence. I mean, you'll feel better. He'll understand. 201 00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:57,890 You think so? 202 00:13:58,090 --> 00:14:00,370 Yeah, I bet he'll even laugh about it. 203 00:14:00,610 --> 00:14:01,610 What? 204 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:03,510 How could you? 205 00:14:04,650 --> 00:14:08,430 You're not laughing, baby. I can't believe this is happening. 206 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:18,340 You're right. It was just a dream. I got to remember that. Yes, just one stupid 207 00:14:18,340 --> 00:14:19,440 passionate kiss. 208 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,780 Passionate. So now it's passionate. 209 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,440 No, didn't thought. 210 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:42,570 knew something was going on here. You know, how can two adults live under the 211 00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:43,970 same roof and nothing happen? 212 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,890 What a fool I've been. 213 00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,990 The wedding is off. 214 00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:20,820 Well it still doesn't make any sense. 215 00:16:11,020 --> 00:16:11,899 Lisa, you all right? 216 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:13,960 Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm on top of the world. 217 00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:23,900 Lisa, don't feel bad. It's not your fault. 218 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:29,060 You see, when you're around people who, well, are attractive... Hey, let's not 219 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,540 mince words. Sex is all get -out. 220 00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:32,060 These things happen. 221 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:34,520 Just kill me now and get it over with. 222 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,620 Lisa, I'm sorry. 223 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,880 I mean, I really do know you've been having a hard time. 224 00:16:40,650 --> 00:16:44,190 I just want you to know that if you need anything to talk, I'm here. 225 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,390 Oh, I appreciate it, Ray. All right. 226 00:16:52,290 --> 00:16:53,350 So, was I good? 227 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,450 Oh, there, sweet adorable twins. 228 00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:05,069 Well, we're on our way. Come on, girls, give us some sugar. 229 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:22,170 Lisa's just going to hate to see us go. 230 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:05,840 and presents were sent to the house, and I just thought we should... Oh, Lisa, I 231 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,580 wrapped them myself. I miss you so much. Oh, I miss you, baby. 232 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:14,260 I'm sorry I got so crazy. It was just that dream. Oh, that dream, it meant 233 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:17,020 nothing. Well, it had to come from somewhere. 234 00:18:17,540 --> 00:18:20,620 Well, maybe it was that bean burrito and climb back bar I had before I went to 235 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:21,620 bed. 236 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:23,380 Come on, Lisa. 237 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,640 Oh, I don't know. 238 00:18:25,420 --> 00:18:28,940 Maybe I had to have a nightmare to make me realize that... 239 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,180 But I'm not ready to get married yet. 240 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:34,260 I kind of figured that. 241 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:36,700 Well, you're the right man for me. 242 00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:39,040 It's just not the right time. 243 00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:42,080 But I still love you. 244 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,420 I love you too, Lisa. 245 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:50,060 They got me. 246 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:55,360 I feel so bad that Mom and Terrence aren't getting married. 247 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,400 But now we don't have to split up. 248 00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:02,190 It's all about us, isn't it? 249 00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,330 So, anyway, things were getting back to normal. 250 00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,070 You are the world champion. 251 00:19:17,130 --> 00:19:19,470 Kids, don't try this at home. I'm a professional. 252 00:19:22,050 --> 00:19:23,850 I'm glad your interns have worked things out. 253 00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:26,270 I guess he's gotten over your fantasizing about me. 254 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:30,110 Don't you get it, Ray? I had to dream about something. 255 00:19:30,939 --> 00:19:33,500 to shock me into realizing I needed more time. 256 00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:37,380 It had to be disgusting, vile, grotesque. 257 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,940 Pugnace. Oh, that's a good one. I was going for stanky, but that one works 258 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,140 better. Well, I'm glad I could help. 259 00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:45,820 And my Terrence, he's going to wait for me. 260 00:19:46,360 --> 00:19:47,500 Well, I'm happy for you, Lisa. 261 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:52,960 What? 262 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:54,680 It's so funny. 263 00:19:55,020 --> 00:19:59,440 For a split second, I thought that dream meant that I had feelings. 264 00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:00,960 But you. 265 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,060 Get out. That is funny. 266 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,260 I've had feelings for you since the day you moved in. 267 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,160 You've invaded my soul, Lisa. 268 00:20:48,980 --> 00:20:49,980 I love you. 269 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:52,900 You do? 270 00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:54,700 Yeah, I do. 271 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,020 Oh, Ray. 272 00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:58,840 I love you, too. 273 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,720 We're great. Yeah, thanks for winning these, Ray. 274 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,880 Well, take good care of them. They cost more than a college education. 275 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:21,720 What happened to Roger? I don't know. Last time I saw him, he was trying to 276 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,480 his savings bond at the kissing booth. 277 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,140 Come on. 278 00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:29,540 Mr. Campbell, Mr. Campbell. I met this lady at the carnival who's dying to meet 279 00:21:29,540 --> 00:21:30,540 you. Really? 280 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,940 Well, I am the stuff of dreams.